A different kind of job post
I'm looking for someone to make sure things actually happen.
According to others, I'm a visionary with strong ADHD with execution skills rated 5 out of 10. I need someone who's the opposite of me. Someone extremely reliable. Someone who doesn't miss a single thing.
The honest truth
What's my value? And what's my problem?
I'm good at:Vision. People. Relationships. Motivating others and making them feel a certain way. I'm like a magnet for people. I bring energy. A lot of it. It's very pleasurable to work with me (their words, not mine).
I'm bad at:Execution. Operations. Following through. When I don't deliver, it frustrates the whole team. We have a mission with huge impact potential — millions of people. But ideas and vision and energy aren't enough. We need to execute.
The reality:I have strong ADHD. I sometimes depart on little adventures to the moon. I'm basically a kid in a body of a 40-year-old. I go on emotional roller coasters — it's unknown where I end up at night. I need someone to ground me.
12 minutes of radical honesty
Watch this before you apply
If you can't finish this whole video, you're probably not the right fit. I would never in my life finish watching this myself. But I'm looking for someone complementary.
If you've got here and you're still watching, that actually means you might be the right person I'm looking for.
Non-negotiables
Who I'm looking for
This isn't a typical assistant role. I need someone who can complement my weaknesses, not mirror them.
Extremely Reliable
Reliable to a point where you don't miss a single thing. Zero problems with focus and delivery. Your willpower has to be on point.
Extreme Growth Mindset
If you get even a tiny bit defensive when people give you feedback, please do not apply. I don't mean it in a rude way, but I can't work with people who don't have extreme growth mindset.
Strong Personality
You need to be confident enough to basically overpower me. Your job will be to hold me accountable and make sure things happen. You need to make me do what needs to be done.
Emotionally Mature
We're like two kids. I need someone who doesn't join the emotional roller coasters. You should know who you are, have high emotional intelligence, and have most of your childhood traumas resolved.
Great Communicator
Amazing in supporting people. Good English. Great Czech. You communicate extremely well and have zero issues expressing yourself clearly.
Values Integrity
Integrity. Honesty. Radical honesty. These aren't just words to you. You live them every day and aren't afraid to tell me things I don't want to hear.
“Your job will be to hold me accountable and make sure things happen. You need to be confident enough to make me do what needs to be done.”
What you'll actually do
A typical day
I optimize for a great day. So from your perspective, here's what every day looks like:
Morning Alignment
We meet at the office around 8:45-9am after I drop the kids at school. First working session: align priorities for the day.
Manage Communications
You have access to all my systems, all communication channels, email, messages, everything. Zero emails unanswered (that deserve an answer).
Meeting Follow-through
Analyze my meetings using Plott (records and transcribes everything). Make sure everything I promise in meetings gets delivered.
Team Coordination
Communicate with the rest of the team on interconnected work. Sit down with them, make sure things get done.
Personal Support
Help with personal things too. Send a package, pick something up, whatever needs handling.
Make People Feel Great
When I meet someone important, you get me ready. Know their preferences. Set up the room or environment where we meet.
What you're signing up for
This isn't a boring 9-to-5
I push myself. I expect a lot. But I promise it will be an adventure.
What I can promise
It will be an epic adventure
I'm about to depart on a really big mission. I can't lie and say it's going to be boring. It's going to be an emotional roller coaster. Lots of emotions. I'm very emotional.
We have a little tiny team right now, only a couple of us, and we're going to do something very interesting. I'm not going to tell you what it is, because it's not important. But it's shaping up to be cool.
It will be fun. It will be interesting. It will be full of energy. We'll be together a lot. I'm really excited to spend most of my time with the right person.
Fun
Anyway, it's gonna be fun. I am full of energy.
Interesting
No two days will look the same. Startup world at its finest.
Safe
You will be extremely safe. We'd like you to NOT join us on the roller coasters. Be the reliable one.
Let's talk
Still here? Apply now.
If you watched the whole video and you're still reading, you might actually be the person I need.
Get to Know Me
A Little Bit About Me
Short and unfiltered. This is who I am.